If I have a separate blog for this sort of thing, I probably should have a Craftifesto

I craft because I can't sit still.
I craft because if my hands are busy, I'm not sitting there "doing nothing," despite the fact that nothing is actually getting done.
I craft because I like to create, even if the original design isn't my own.
I craft because I have delusions of grandeur that the work of my hands matter.

I craft because I simply can't help it.